The Positive Side of Life

Best of email forwards continued..

• Living on Earth is expensive, But it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
• How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
• Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
• Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
• Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
• Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

• If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
• You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
• Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
• Don't cry because it's over; Smile because it happened
• We could learn a lot from crayons:
  Some are sharp, some are pretty, Some are dull, some have weird names, And all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
• A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
• Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world.