Thursday, June 25, 2009

My Resimay (Resume)

The best of email forwards continued..

My Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting .
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies. I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,Bubba

Employer's response:... . Dear Bubba, It's OK, we've got spell check. See you Monday.

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